Terrence Mawawa, Masvingo| The Ministry of Information is facilitating a meeting between President Robert Mugabe and a demon possessed woman so that the spirit can help revive the ailing economy, ZimEye.com can reveal.
A government employee who claims to be a spirit medium says the said “ancestral” spirit possessing her has instructed her to meet President Mugabe to unveil a strategy for economic revival.
In a case synonymous with the infamous Chinhoyi diesel incident that embarrassed senior government officials, Tsitsi Munyuki who is a civil servant says the Munyuki ancestral spirit has instructed her to meet Mugabe so that she can perform miracles for economic revival.
Zimbabwe’s economy is currently on its knees.
The Ministry of Information has engaged Munyuki for an appointment to meet the veteran leader, who has been blamed for the current economic mayhem the country is experiencing. “I am possessed by the Munyuki ancestral spirit which hails from the Chirumhanzu area, ” she said.
She continued, “the spirit continuously torments me for ignoring the country which is experiencing perennial drought spells and serious cash shortages.
“I must please it by meeting the President. If I meet the President, the economy will be immediately revived,” she said.
She continued saying, “in addition,the country will also receive normal rains.”
She also claimed she left the Johane Masowe Apostolic sect a few months ago after receiving instructions from the same spirit.
“The spirit which reveals itself in the form of a python strives to turn the economy into a source of national pride. I receive frequent instructions to meet the President for the betterment of the country’s economy,” she said.
While government officials at Benjamin Burombo Building confirmed their facilitation on the woman’s journey to Harare, it was not clear at the time of writing if the schedule to meet the president is succeeding and a direct comment from state house not possible at the time of going to press.
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@Brooks Is the Pres not able to discern anything for himself??? Why is it an attack on him? Why do we always pass the buck to someone else and not call a spade a spade? Why is it always someone else’s fault I wonder?
The bible tells us exactly what happens to a nation/person who delves into witchcraft: it brings a curse on a nation or that person! Isaiah 8:19-22 we will go through things hard pressed and hungry. And we are already there! Simple really! Are we dense spiritually or what??? Repent or perish!
The person knows the ZANU PF thugs very well. That is what exactly they believe in. You recall recently when Mugabe went to Gutu. They all fall for these medium whatever for advice. All in all, ZANU PF thugs are running away from thinking. They are doing every stupid thing you can think of. Mugabe as Kombi driver is now driving the economy carelessly as usual, so that we can perish with him. He has enjoyed enough after more than 92 years.
The person knows the ZANU PF thugs very well. That is what exactly they believe in. You recall recently when Mugabe went to Gutu. They all fall for these medium whatever for advice. All in all, ZANU PF thugs are running away from thinking. They are doing every stupid thing you can think of. Mugabe as Kombi driver is now driving the economy carelessly as usual, so that we can perish with him. He has enjoyed enough after more than 92 years.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ko mumunda memukadzi uyu makaibva here gore rino kuti tione. Itsotso rechikadzi ririkutsvaga kunyadzisira Mugabe. This woman must be jailed before embarrassing the nation.
ZANU PF ndokunonzi kugumirwa chaiko chaiko, kuconsult shavi hanzi nyoka kuti ibatsire kugadzirisa nyika kkkkkkkkkkkkkk Chinamasa akonewa naMugabe wake. In other words ZANU PF members in Masvingo believes that a snake can rule the country far much better than Mugabe and his ministers. This is a direct attack to the president.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ko mumunda memukadzi uyu makaibva here gore rino kuti tione. Itsotso rechikadzi ririkutsvaga kunyadzisira Mugabe. This woman must be jailed before embarrassing the nation.
ZANU PF ndokunonzi kugumirwa chaiko chaiko, kuconsult shavi hanzi nyoka kuti ibatsire kugadzirisa nyika kkkkkkkkkkkkkk Chinamasa akonewa naMugabe wake. In other words ZANU PF members in Masvingo believes that a snake can rule the country far much better than Mugabe and his ministers. This is a direct attack to the president.