BREAKING NEWS:Mugabe Loses Own Memory
23 March 2015
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President Robert Mugabe has been struck with a memory lapse risen into the disturbing fourth level on the Global Deterioration Scale (GDS) scale(READ MORE -GDS) , yesterday Sunday as experts now reveal.
As not only his aides, but also he himself now admits his failing health, Mugabe addressing Kutama mission delegates yesterday, confidently vocalised that his late brother Michael was born 80 years later than his actual birth date.
Yesterday’s revealing development came weeks after the 91 year old, Head of State currently in charge of 15 Million human beings, made several other cognitive blunders including vehemently denouncing his own party saying, “Pasi ne ZANU PF,” and also stating that he lost to his political rival Morgan Tsvangirai by a shocking 73% margin.
“When we failed to, when Tsvangirai got 73 percent of the votes …”, he said before he was embarrassingly assisted by surrounding securocrats in December last year.
Speaking yesterday, Mugabe said, “Michael was born in 1999, then there was Rafael who was born in 1922, and my mother said he never lived long and he died of diarrhoea after six months. I was born in 1924,” he said.
Mugabe also said he was a worried and overworked old man and as a result have many sleepless nights.
According to dementia specialist Catherine E. Myers in her medical journal “Memory Loss and the Brain.” (READ MORE -GDS), patients at level 4 may also deny there is any problem with his/her memory even though it is evident to friends and family.. Other experts say the level Mugabe’s memory loss has reached is absolute.
Meanwhile, the frail-looking nonagenarian also told current and former students that he had arrived late for the event because he had only slept for two hours on Saturday night.
“I want to thank you all for coming. I was disjointed because we came back at midnight yesterday. I had two hours of sleep and … I have the habit that if I have something that worries my mind, my mind; sleeps on it and I constantly jump out of sleep and say is it not time, is it not time. That is why we were a bit late in coming to this function,” Mugabe said.
However, Mugabe — the world’s oldest President did not say what it was that was troubling him.
Among the issues disturbing Mugabe are the rising political tensions in his party, a worsening economy, a sick wife and his own failing health associated with old age.

14 Replies to “BREAKING NEWS:Mugabe Loses Own Memory”

  1. You sound a lot more confused than Mugabe in the account given in the story. Get to grips with what you really want to say!

  2. You sound a lot more confused than Mugabe in the account given in the story. Get to grips with what you really want to say!

  3. He is old but his errors are being overplayed. Its easy to mistakenly identify 1919 with 1999. I myself stay in the previous year mode for two months in the new year calling 2014 , 2015.
    The anxiety he is talking about is when you have an engagement and can hardly sleep due to excitement. Its very common. Nevertheless I he should have retired a long time ago.

  4. He is old but his errors are being overplayed. Its easy to mistakenly identify 1919 with 1999. I myself stay in the previous year mode for two months in the new year calling 2014 , 2015.
    The anxiety he is talking about is when you have an engagement and can hardly sleep due to excitement. Its very common. Nevertheless I he should have retired a long time ago.

  5. Eish guys! he is 91! I forget things even in my fifties. He should have retired a long, long time ago. Wake up ZPF. The degradation of Zimbabwe is embarrassing and detrimental.

  6. Eish guys! he is 91! I forget things even in my fifties. He should have retired a long, long time ago. Wake up ZPF. The degradation of Zimbabwe is embarrassing and detrimental.

  7. I’m sure he hasn’t forgotten how he completely destroyed the jewel of Africa. The myth of the bogus so-called ‘libration movement freedom fighter’ rubbish/nonsence/plague

  8. I’m sure he hasn’t forgotten how he completely destroyed the jewel of Africa. The myth of the bogus so-called ‘libration movement freedom fighter’ rubbish/nonsence/plague

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