By A Correspondent- President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s spokesperson, George Charamba, has laughed off Sikhala and Chamisa, saying they are in a competition for victimhood.

He said:

There is an uncanny competition for victimhood between one Jobho-drops-from-ceiling-Sarowiwa, and one partyless-Nelson-Wamba-Chamisa, for victimhood.

The one purports to write – in bad English – from Chikurubi, hoping for incarceration fame; the other claims he never tested any tea during the MUGABE days!

Both hope the internally competing acts within their sharded MDC brings fame and recognition!

Meanwhile, the rest of Zimbabweans know them for what they truly are: little men pimping and trawling for undeserved fame!